BY: JAMMING JD @ J-W-E   

C'mon everybody listen to my rap, some think it's great and that I'm a really cool cat,   

You can move it or just groove it to the sound of the music, 'cos the sounds that go down are neither square nor they round,

We've got stock in the shop to help you rock 'round the clock, from heavy metal to the dudes in their blue suede shoes,

From vinyl and CDs, to T-shirts and posters, you'll sure get more fun this Christmas than shopping for toasters !

So c'mon you fine people, go spread the good word, that the coolest place in town is Jamming With Edward !